A WORM FULL OF POSSIBILITIES
COMPOSTING, FERTILIZER, BAIT,
& A LIL' EXTRA PROTEIN
We believe in the power of what you would call "nature" to transform waste into gold. Where you see worms, we see possibilities! This here's our little worm farm right from the hollers of Kansas. We are proud to be a first-generation worm farm that has many uses for its worms 'n' waste.
Thanks for stoppin' by.
— Eddie
COMPOSTING
We Pay Cash For Trash!
FERTILIZER
The Best West of the Mississippi!
WORMS
Well-fed, Plump & Juicy
WHOLESALE
A Whole Lotta' Worms Cheap!
WHY CHOOSE EDDIE'S WORMS?
TOP QUALITY
Our worms and fertilizer are the best this side of the Mississippi! Bred and fed to be plump, and juicy to produce only the best fertilizer!
100% NATURAL
All our worms and fertilizers are made the "au' naturale" way. No chemicals or additives - just nature's finest.
GET PAID CASH
We pay cash per pound on the spot for your compostable, organic materials.
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TESTIMONY OF DISBELIEF FOR THIS UNBELIEVABLE, UNWELCOME SURPRISE!
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